Merry Christmas, Shitters Full
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Ah, Christmas! The festive scents of pine, rosemary, cranberry and… your wife’s weird brother-in-law dumping his family’s shit into your gutter. This candle makes a great gift for any movie buff born before 1990.
SCENT: WINTER WONDERLAND: PINE, SPRUCE, FIR. PERFECT FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
SIZE: 8 oz clear jar with silver lid, white wax. Burn time up to 50 hours! Optimal burn length is 3-4 hours at a time.
THE PERFECT GIFT: Nobody gifts box sets of DVDs anymore. Transport your friends and family to their favorite scenes in film and television with a gorgeous candle that packs a hilarious, aromatic punch.
ICONIC AND FAN-INSPIRED: All of our candles are inspired by iconic moments in pop culture, from Jim and Pam’s first kiss to the unforgettably gory Red Wedding.
HAND-POURED BY HAPPY CANDLEMAKERS: All Nostalgix candles are carefully made in small batches in Appleton, Wisconsin using essential oils and unmodified, biodegradable soybeans.
ECO-FRIENDLY AND SOY-BASED: Our hand-poured scents are made from soy, which offers a clean burn that’s free of toxins, carcinogens and pollutants. We also utilize only environmentally-friendly dyes and wicks.
FIGHTING TO END ADDICTION: Every one of us has been touched by addiction in some way. We’re proud to donate a portion of our proceeds to Shatterproof, an organization focused on transforming America’s addiction treatment system.
Shipping Policy
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You will receive two emails after your purchase. The first, an email order notification confirming we have received your order. After we fulfill your order, you will be sent a second email, a shipping confirmation email. This will include a tracking number for your item(s), once your product(s) ships, so that you can track your package to your doorstep.
Orders may take up to 1-3 business days to process before they are shipped out from our facility upon receipt. Usually it takes just one.
For additional tracking or shipping issues, please contact support@nostalgix.com and we will get back to you within 24 hours. Or feel free to call our customer service line at 855-236-8410
Return Policy
Guarantee
You should expect to receive your refund within three weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (2 to 3 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
Our returns address is:
Nostalgix
1008 7th st., Unit 9
Santa Monica, Ca. 90403
If you have any questions regarding your order, please feel free to contact us by phone: 855-236-8410 or email support@nostalgix.com
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How our candles help make the world a better place
Cleaner burning. No toxins, carcinogens or pollutants which means our candles are less likely to trigger allergies. And no petro-carbon soot like you get from petroleum-based paraffin candles.
Longer lasting. Soy wax burns cooler which means that you can enjoy your soy wax candle for generally 30-50% longer than a paraffin candle. Burns up to 90 hours!
MADE IN THE USA. Supports our American farmers instead of foreign oil conglomerates.
Biodegradable and water soluble. Since our candles are made out of soybeans, they are naturally biodegradable which makes accidental spills easier to clean with just hot water, soap and some elbow grease.
Our soy wax is certified kosher, contains no herbicides, pesticides or genetically modified materials.
We only use high quality fragrance and essential oil blends and eco-friendly dyes.
No lead or zinc cored wicks. All of our wicks are made of either cotton, paper or hemp.
Glassware, lid and all packaging made in the USA.
Nostalgix x Shatterproof
Nostalgix is also happy to partner with Shatterproof in our joint fight to end addiction and offer resources to those affected by the disease. There’s not a person in this country who hasn’t been touched by addiction in some way, and we’re proud to contribute a portion of our proceeds to this necessary cause.
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